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Posted by: Cronic Feb 25 2005, 07:53 AM

ok i sell new papers subscriptions door to door right...well yesterday i knocked on this girls house to try and sell the paper and we started talking and shit right...well all of the sudden during our convo she was like "man its really cold out here, my nipples r starting to get hard, you can kinda see them thro my shirt" (btw she was 26, and im 18) so of course i had to thro some game right, so then i say "yeah it is kinda cold out here, im kinda nipplin too" then we start talking some more, and shes all telling me how she was all the mall the other day, and ppl kept looking at her cause of her outfit or something, so im like "yeah i like your outfit today, your pretty bangin" and then she kinda does like a pose for me and like flips up her skirt so i can kinda see her thong, and then im like "i like your little heart neckolase u got on" and i like started to rub my right index finger on her chest a little when i was touching her neckolase, then as i let my arm go back down i rubbed over left nipple, and then shes like "how old r u" and im like "i've been 18 going on `bout 7 months now" and shes like "look im really sorry i have a 3 year old little girl, and my husband is fighting in iraq" and shes like "plus im 26 and your 18, your kinda a little to young for me, i like older men" so at 1st i was hella pissed so i was like "ohh i see so your just a tease huh, playing with my head a little, both of `em" then i kinda gave her a little smile with a wink. then i was like "look im gonna be thinkin about this for probibly for a little bit, so you gotta atleast give me something for my troubles" then she kinda stood there for like 2 sec then all the sudden she pulls down her tube top, and b00m, both boobs pop right out, then after that im like "wow you got a really nice set of tits there mam" shes like "thanks" then i said "well thanks for buying the paper, hope you have a great day" and walked away.....LOL...anyways my question is....has anything kinda like my experience happend to you during your job?

(btw this is the 1st time this has ever happend to myself, hopefully it wont be the last w00t w00t)

Posted by: link Feb 25 2005, 07:56 AM

logs are fake

Posted by: Angelus Feb 25 2005, 08:06 AM

logs are fake or he is gay

Posted by: link Feb 25 2005, 08:12 AM

touche

Posted by: link Feb 25 2005, 08:19 AM

i see jack browsing.... <3

jack! #link

Posted by: Cronic Feb 25 2005, 08:39 AM

sorry but im not lieing...actually occurd yesterday feb 24th around 5:30pm pacific time in Tacoma, Washington

Posted by: Systematik Feb 25 2005, 08:42 AM

well now, since he stated a time and general place he must be telling the truth guys!

Posted by: Flare Feb 25 2005, 08:44 AM

keep smokin the chronic man

Posted by: link Feb 25 2005, 09:05 AM

deadpug

Posted by: Angelus Feb 25 2005, 09:12 AM

QUOTE (Cronic @ Feb 25 2005, 11:39 AM)
sorry but im not lieing...actually occurd yesterday feb 24th around 5:30pm pacific time in Tacoma, Washington

ph34r.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

Posted by: JackOfHearts Feb 25 2005, 09:58 AM

shhhh link not so loud, i'm at work. ph34r.gif

Posted by: Angelus Feb 25 2005, 10:19 AM


Posted by: dyn[]mite Feb 25 2005, 10:52 AM

id hit it

Posted by: MACK-MrPink Feb 25 2005, 11:41 AM

I believe him...

































































NOT!!!


Posted by: vengeance Feb 25 2005, 12:59 PM

why would anyone make that story up? you guys are losers if nothin like thats ever happened to you tongue.gif

oh yea, and nothin like thats ever happened to me laugh.gif


seroiusly though... i dunno why hed randomly make that up and post it here, and it sounds entirely possible

<3

Posted by: Angelus Feb 25 2005, 01:15 PM

QUOTE (vengeance @ Feb 25 2005, 03:59 PM)
why would anyone make that story up? you guys are losers if nothin like thats ever happened to you tongue.gif

oh yea, and nothin like thats ever happened to me laugh.gif


seroiusly though... i dunno why hed randomly make that up and post it here, and it sounds entirely possible

<3

but why didn't he hit it?

dry.gif blink.gif dry.gif

Posted by: KPolice4 Feb 25 2005, 01:49 PM

I believe you, man.

Posted by: MACK-MrPink Feb 25 2005, 01:57 PM

I believe it too, but she was really 48 and had 1 leg...and hairy pancake boobs...and he still got shot down.

Posted by: Cronic Feb 25 2005, 03:02 PM

QUOTE (MACK-MrPink @ Feb 25 2005, 01:57 PM)
I believe it too, but she was really 48 and had 1 leg...and hairy pancake boobs...and he still got shot down.

pussy aint got no face laugh.gif laugh.gif im jk im jk....yeah right 48 and 1 leg wh0a...i would have to be a sea captain out for 3 years at a time or something for that to ever happen

Posted by: 403D Feb 25 2005, 03:39 PM

wait a few years playa, you'll be flirting everyday on the job tongue.gif

Posted by: amen Feb 25 2005, 04:51 PM

chronic, you're the cutest.

Posted by: Macbeth Feb 25 2005, 05:13 PM

Your typing resembles that of a prepubescent girl.

Posted by: MACK-WeBHaZArD Feb 25 2005, 06:24 PM

I dont beleive the story.

ban him!

Posted by: crack Feb 25 2005, 07:10 PM

QUOTE (Cronic @ Feb 25 2005, 08:53 AM)
yeah it is kinda cold out here, im kinda nipplin too

hahaha thats some game right there

Posted by: PacerX[KRU] Feb 26 2005, 04:19 PM

i'd come back to her house selling condoms.

Posted by: DaRk Feb 26 2005, 06:07 PM

shoulda banged her

Posted by: BasketCase Feb 26 2005, 08:39 PM

"You're pretty bangin", "and I'm nipplin too" seems so disney channel.

Posted by: $oulo Feb 27 2005, 02:20 PM

QUOTE (MACK-MrPink @ Feb 25 2005, 01:57 PM)
I believe it too, but she was really 48 and had 1 leg...and hairy pancake boobs...and he still got shot down.

LMFAO!!! laugh.gif

Posted by: emp Feb 27 2005, 03:36 PM

see waht u need to do now
is go back to her place for a courtesy chekup
'how u finding the paper? everything ok?' type of bs

flirt with her again, ask waht time her 3 yr old takes regular naps,
and convince her that she needs fresh meat

press the right buttons.. u'll get laid, cuz this bitch horny
i wouldnt let this situation go to rest until u get into her

also... bring a camera. im sure she wont be shy

Posted by: Cerberus! Feb 27 2005, 03:49 PM

It would only be humerous if the husband comes back early for a suprise visit

Posted by: m0e.md Feb 27 2005, 07:45 PM

QUOTE (emp @ Feb 27 2005, 03:36 PM)
see waht u need to do now
is go back to her place for a courtesy chekup
'how u finding the paper? everything ok?' type of bs

flirt with her again, ask waht time her 3 yr old takes regular naps,
and convince her that she needs fresh meat

press the right buttons.. u'll get laid, cuz this bitch horny
i wouldnt let this situation go to rest until u get into her

also... bring a camera. im sure she wont be shy

true shit right there.

Posted by: link Feb 27 2005, 07:45 PM

we can only hope, cerby. let us pray together.

Posted by: link Feb 27 2005, 07:47 PM

QUOTE
"well thanks for buying the paper, hope you have a great day"



and jesus... WHAT THE FUCK BANANA PHONE?!

out of anything you could have said or done there... why that... jesus!

Posted by: Can_O Feb 27 2005, 08:25 PM

I'm gonna get out of this thread, there is some serious game being spat.

Posted by: link Feb 27 2005, 09:22 PM

leave while you can can_o

Posted by: Can_O Feb 28 2005, 07:59 AM

QUOTE (link @ Feb 27 2005, 11:22 PM)
leave while you can can_o

Hey link I'm kinda nipplin here dood wub.gif

Posted by: JJwho Feb 28 2005, 09:20 AM

QUOTE (Cronic @ Feb 25 2005, 10:53 AM)
ok i sell new papers subscriptions door to door right...well yesterday i knocked on this girls house to try and sell the paper and we started talking and shit right...well all of the sudden during our convo she was like "man its really cold out here, my nipples r starting to get hard, you can kinda see them thro my shirt" (btw she was 26, and im 18) so of course i had to thro some game right, so then i say "yeah it is kinda cold out here, im kinda nipplin too" then we start talking some more, and shes all telling me how she was all the mall the other day, and ppl kept looking at her cause of her outfit or something, so im like "yeah i like your outfit today, your pretty bangin" and then she kinda does like a pose for me and like flips up her skirt so i can kinda see her thong, and then im like "i like your little heart neckolase u got on" and i like started to rub my right index finger on her chest a little when i was touching her neckolase, then as i let my arm go back down i rubbed over left nipple, and then shes like "how old r u" and im like "i've been 18 going on `bout 7 months now" and shes like "look im really sorry i have a 3 year old little girl, and my husband is fighting in iraq" and shes like "plus im 26 and your 18, your kinda a little to young for me, i like older men" so at 1st i was hella pissed so i was like "ohh i see so your just a tease huh, playing with my head a little, both of `em" then i kinda gave her a little smile with a wink. then i was like "look im gonna be thinkin about this for probibly for a little bit, so you gotta atleast give me something for my troubles" then she kinda stood there for like 2 sec then all the sudden she pulls down her tube top, and b00m, both boobs pop right out, then after that im like "wow you got a really nice set of tits there mam" shes like "thanks" then i said "well thanks for buying the paper, hope you have a great day" and walked away.....LOL...anyways my question is....has anything kinda like my experience happend to you during your job?

(btw this is the 1st time this has ever happend to myself, hopefully it wont be the last w00t w00t)

Go back to school, and learn how to spell wink.gif

Neckolase? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: $oulo Feb 28 2005, 10:50 AM

Give him a break JJ keep in mind he was probably still excited from his little episode. ROFL

Cronic do what Link said don't be a fool go oback for a 'checkup' hit that shit. you will regret it later as you prob are now. I fucked up an opportunity similar like that, but I was stoned and since then I have not smoked weed. That was the 2nd instance I didn't hit shit becuase I too high and didn't realize te obvious. I haven't smoked since Pussy > Weed. yea I am a dumbass

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